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Confessions Tagged "balls"

Secret Santa

Here Comes Santa Claus ADULT CONTENT! MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY!

About twenty years ago, when I still possessed the vitality of youth, I signed up with a kissogram agency. One of my first gigs was to play Santa Claus to the women who worked in the human resources department of a….

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Full Body Massage Happy Ending

Happy Endings

It begins before you even get to my office. You call me, I answer, and you start asking me things like, “Is it a FULL BODY massage?” Then, you tell me I sound sexy. You ask if I’M going to….

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Corporate America Logo

Ode to Corporate America

Today I am wearing grey, on grey, on grey, on grey, with a fancy orange scarf. It is my ode to Corporate America. I like your decor here, Corporate America. The grey inspires me. It reminds me to make my….

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