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Ode to Corporate America

Today I am wearing grey, on grey, on grey, on grey, with a fancy orange scarf.

It is my ode to Corporate America.

I like your decor here, Corporate America.

The grey inspires me.

It reminds me to make my own happiness.

And that the world is more than the bleakness here.

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Before you make your judgments, know that I never intended to find myself here. It’s a big secret, what you’re about to read about. It’s a dirty secret. Embarrassing secret. Shameful secret. I have a BA in Anthropology, and am a passionate people-watcher. I don’t judge, because it takes all kinds to make the world go around.

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Traveling Salesman: The Chicken That Wasn’t

I’m a traveling salesman; I sell replacement windows and permanent siding. Most of my appointments take me to far-away, remote (albeit not ‘exotic’) locations. And as a commissioned-only salesman, every opportunity to sit down with a potential client is an important one; I will do nearly ANYTHING to meet with a homeowner, and sometimes on very unusual terms.

One day … Read more